What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:38
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
What happened to your school bully?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Why would a person always be so tired?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Make Nazis afraid again!
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Why does my mom never wear underwear?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.